Seriously?????

Between 7:30 and 9 this morning:

- H tattles that AE is making fun of her butt and boobs (AE responded with a HUH???)
- H gets stuck under the bathroom sink, her entire body
- The doorbell rings and I answer to find H doubled-over, she jumped out her bedroom window but "stopped herself" and didn't run away (if only that were true, this wasn't a bolt it was only attention seeking)
- She moved her bedroom furniture against her door
- The chair in her bedroom attacked her while she was putting things back
- She intentionally put her sisters shoes on the wrong feet

I'm tired and it's not even noon yet....